imnotjailbait:

i can’t stop laughing

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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nitrobotprawns:

when ur friend finally gets online and uve been waiting for them

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macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

"if you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?"
one of the most eye opening things i’ve read in a while (via mythoughtsarestars)

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
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teencry:

how i comfort my friends:

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dreamyblu:

after u watch the anaconda video

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  • me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight
  • luckyluna22:

 I went into a random dream town and this person has a chair, a box of tissues, and a picture of Carlton in their basement.

    blackcreaturefromthelagoon:

    dragondicks:

    promoting body positivity for larger girls:

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    doing so by throwing skinny girls under the bus, calling thinner girls “fake”, or insisting that being bigger is “what men really want” (implying that any female body type is only good if it has male approval):

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